Don’t you just love the Marines?

An atheist professor was teaching a college class 

and he told the class that he was going to prove that 

there is no God. He said, "God, if you are real, then 

I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes!"

Ten minutes went by. He kept taunting God, saying, 

"Here I am, God. I'm still waiting." He got down to the last couple 

of minutes. Just then, a Marine just back from combat and 

visiting the college is walking past the room and hears the
 

professor's taunts. The Marine steps into the room, 

walks up to the professor, hit him full force in the face, 

and sent him flying from the platform.

The professor struggled up, obviously shaken and yelled, 

"What's the matter with you? Why did you do
 that?"